'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 18, 2021)

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Jan 18, 2021 2:30 PM EST

Haven't been receiving the respect you deserve lately? Have no fear - your local neighborhood Karen is here to turn your life around! With her top-notch tips, you'll be living the life you've always dreamed of in no time. Everyone will be giving you exactly what you want when you want it, forever and always.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 

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  • Pink - /// "Dear Karen.. An advice column guaranteeing the privilege you're entitled to on a weekly basis A CHEEZCAKE FEATURE
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  • Text - Dear Karen.. Dear Karen, I took my kids to Applebee's, and the food was atrocious. Because the service was slow and the poor kids were starving, we ended up eating it all. When I finally got the chance to file a complaint with the manager, they I don't understand the question, and Iwon't respond to it still expected us to pay. How should I handle low rate service like this next time? - Cuisine Connoisseur
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  • Text - Dear Cuisine Connoisseur, I am appalled that your family had to endure such a low rate 88 of service and horrible food simultaneously. Next time, straight to the kitchen and demand that the chef whip up go a quality family meal this very moment to make up for this fiasco...
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  • Text - If he refuses and the staff still insists you pay, take your family and walk out of there immediately. Don't forget to 88 write a letter to the restaurant's CEO detailing why he will be losing out on your patronage in the future. - Karen
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  • Human - Dear Karen. My car was stuck in the snow this morning, so naturally, I called the local police to help me dig it out. The policeman laughed in my face and hung up. Aren't they supposed to make the neighborhood a better place? SAVE ME What do you suggest I do? - Stuck in SnoW
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  • Eye - Dear Stuck in Snow, I can't believe you got treated this way by the men in blue. Because you don't have access to your car, bundle up in your warmest Costco coat and march straight over to the police station to speak your mind about the poor treatment...
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  • Text - Demand an apology and an officer to tend to your 88 every beck and call from here on out. After all, you are an integral member of the community who PAYS TAXES, and don't you forget it! - Karen
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  • Human - Dear Karen.. I used to enjoy the free coffee at work, but my boss has recently implemented a WFH I NEED COFFEE policy, so I have no access to the coffee anymore. Apparently, I'm expected to provide my own coffee now. Any suggestions? - Working woman
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  • Text - Dear Working Woman. How do they expect you to work without the proper fuel? As a hardworking employee, they owe you so much more than what they're giving you. This is slave labor! Contact your boss immediately to implement a weekly delivery service to you and the rest of the employees. You'll be improving others' lives, in addition to 88 your own. A true saint of the workplace. - Karen
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  • Text - Dear Working Woman. How do they expect you to work without the proper fuel? As a hardworking employee, they owe you so much more than what they're giving you. This is slave labor! Contact your boss immediately to implement a weekly delivery service to you and the rest of the employees. You'll be improving others' lives, in addition to 88 your own. A true saint of the workplace. - Karen
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  • Purple - /// Any burning personal questions you would love to ask Karen? Email us at dearkaren.cheezcakeegmail.com A CHEEZCAKE FEATURE
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